WisHxGeek 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2009 Today we were busy telling "road" jokes... My favorite: Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop! My dad always told this one: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken (this explains a lot about my childhood... ) What are some of your favorite "Cross The Road" jokes?? Remember... a pun at maturity is fully groan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DennyG 5 Report post Posted November 9, 2009 Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to opossums that it could be done. I think there's also a Texas version for armadillos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
