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Best "road" Jokes


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Today we were busy telling "road" jokes...


My favorite:

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!


My dad always told this one:

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken (this explains a lot about my childhood... :D )


What are some of your favorite "Cross The Road" jokes??


Remember... a pun at maturity is fully groan...

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