WisHxGeek Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Today we were busy telling "road" jokes... My favorite: Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop! My dad always told this one: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken (this explains a lot about my childhood... ) What are some of your favorite "Cross The Road" jokes?? Remember... a pun at maturity is fully groan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennyG Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to opossums that it could be done. I think there's also a Texas version for armadillos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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